where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
I literally just want to scream at you in your face and ask you why the hell I wasn’t good enough
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield attend ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Berlin Photocall in Berlin (April 15, 2014)
You should drink milk if you enjoy it…but not because it’s good for you, because it isn’t.